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This Looked Like Fun - Sex Bucket List!

How many have you done? Bold your options…

1. Kiss a girl 
2. Have anal And like it.
3. Have a threesome
4. Engage in group sex
5. Have phone sex 
6. Masturbate
7. Use a vibrator 
8. Use a sex toy on someone else 
9. Be tied up 
10. Tie someone up
11. Have sex in a public space 
12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex
13. Sex in a car 
14. Sex at a drive-in
15. Mile-high club
16. Sex with a stranger
17. One-night stand 
18. Married sex
19. Sex on a boat
20. Sex in a body of water
21. Light spanking 
22. Read erotica 
23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
24. Sex in the shower 
25. Sex standing up against a wall 
26. Sex with no kissing 
27. Sex in the pitch black 
28. Sex in the broad daylight
29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin 
30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
31. Watch porn together 
32. Watch porn alone 
33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
34. Sex on the beach
35. Blindfolds 
36. Using ice sexually
37. Sexual role play
38. Whipped cream
39. La Perla lingerie sex 
40. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex
41. Sex with someone much older 
42. Sex with someone younger
43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner 
44. A quickie in a skirt 
45. A longie in the rain
46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you 
47. Feather ticklers
48. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else
49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
50. Silent sex in a full house
    

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